Skating tips from child prodigies

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Skating tips from child prodigies

Postby Scissorhands » Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:33 pm

So I interviewed competition winning girl child prodigies who are beating the adult women in all the big comps like SLS, X Games Dew Tour and Vans Series.

It must be demoralizing for pro women to have an 11 year old who weighs less than 30kg take out the top spot after you have been skating for longer than they are old.
The open womens competitors get enough performance flak from hormonal boys who have mummy complexes, and now girls who are not even in high school are skating better than them.

These are the some life tips from these children who are recently winning podiums in the open divisions:

1.Go to bed by 8.30pm every night.
2.Kiss and hug your mummy and daddy every day.
3.Never ever consume any alcohol or coffee.
4.Never ever have boobs or sex or any of that yucky stuff.
5.Have tons of energy all day, till you crash on the way home and nap in the car.
6.Drink your SOY milk
7.Do your homework
8.Never ever think about religion or god or any of those stupid things that make you neurotic.
9.Never worry about taxes
10.Never watch the news
11.Dont spend your pocket money on lollies
12.Never worry about silly boys
13.7.8" is a too wide a deck for vert

So move over Sky Brown, and if peeps are wondering who some of the other very recent child prodigies are:

11 yr old Rayssa Leal
ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn-q9kKpY-4

12 yr old Misugu Okamoto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNL8ki5Yq1U

10-year-old Kokona Hiraki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIKNd4wShB8

Who did I miss? About 50% of the skateboarding population....
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Re: Skating tips from child prodigies

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Re: Skating tips from child prodigies

Postby Scissorhands » Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:55 pm

Its official now,,
SUPER YOUNG FEMALES TAKE SKATEBOARDING BY STORM
https://www.ozy.com/the-huddle/super-yo ... torm/96264
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Re: Skating tips from child prodigies

Postby Scissorhands » Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:29 am

Observing this phenomenon, as well as the prevalence of other Japanese champions such as Cab, Ninejah and other adult champs with low levels of sex hormones such as Rodders and Daewon, a scientist would have to conclude that staying childlike is a primary component of many successful skaters.
Like Olympic gymnast's, the sad reality is that as or if 'fully blown' womanhood and manhood arrives the winning potential often leaves. Less so in the perpetually childlike.

Observing the regular group of adult female skate champs, a very high prevalence of androgyny or lessened sexual hormones expression would indicate that this new wave of preteens, once matured, may be worse off in skater potential than those who came to professional skating status as an adult, albeit a more childlike one.

One must be as a child to enter the kingdom of skate champ podiums.
I think these perpetually childlike also age more slowly
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