'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Get it off yer chest here - this is the place for all general shredder chat

'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Joolz » Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:28 pm

May be of interest -- found in WH Smiths yesterday :shock:

Image
I reject your reality and substitute my own

Youth about me - "That guy looks like Bob Burnquist"
Carl - "Yeah but He skates like Bob Burntcrisp"
User avatar
Joolz
anorak alert
 
Posts: 3094
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 10:52 am
Location: Brummyland n Oxford

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby ChrisK » Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:32 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Chris K - a man basking in his own awesomeness but considering basking in his own epicness and now literally a legend.
User avatar
ChrisK
No fingers left from posting .... what a
 
Posts: 13787
Joined: Wed Mar 24, 2004 10:28 pm
Location: Aberdeen once, Radcliffe, Lancashire nowadays

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Dave the Bass » Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:42 pm

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Xteeeeeeem +1

DTB
... a soul untroubled by malice... and a head uncluttered by brain...
User avatar
Dave the Bass
No fingers left from posting .... what a
 
Posts: 6027
Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2004 3:28 pm
Location: DSP Bowl + mini ramp, Dartford.

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Baldy » Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:43 pm

lololololol

excellent work Joolz :lol:
Baldy
Rather Splendid Chap
 
Posts: 3101
Joined: Tue May 26, 2009 2:47 pm
Location: Notts / Morecambe

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Bowl Bomber » Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:24 pm

:lol:

Where do I sign up for a subscription?
User avatar
Bowl Bomber
am I a skate geek
 
Posts: 801
Joined: Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:27 pm
Location: Paisley, Scotland

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Plank » Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:30 pm

LOL LOL LOL
:lol:











nice work :lol:
User avatar
Plank
anorak alert
 
Posts: 3896
Joined: Thu May 29, 2008 5:12 pm
Location: The Village

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby i dare you » Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:34 pm

needs more bearings on the front.
User avatar
i dare you
anorak alert
 
Posts: 3441
Joined: Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:55 pm
Location: st helens

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Nick F » Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:39 pm

Outstanding effort :lol:
"My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But ah my foes and oh my friends, It gives a lovely light!"
User avatar
Nick F
anorak alert
 
Posts: 3648
Joined: Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:31 pm
Location: More or less anywhere

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby DINO » Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:41 pm

(AW)

feeling a bit down today as my cat died last night,this has cheered me up no end-top job joolz :D
User avatar
DINO
I need a LIFE!
 
Posts: 1661
Joined: Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:03 pm
Location: Helliconia...summers on its way

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby bertslide » Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:55 pm

(AW)
cheers

It's fun fun fun fun fun til the pigs come round
User avatar
bertslide
SHOOT ME!
 
Posts: 2266
Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:38 pm
Location: cornish expat in the shed fucking about

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Dave H » Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:39 pm

I didnt know Tom Cruze skateboarded
User avatar
Dave H
I need a LIFE!
 
Posts: 1530
Joined: Tue May 26, 2009 12:18 pm

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Joolz » Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:58 pm

dave765 wrote:I didnt know Tom Cruze skateboarded


I think you will find that it's ...................................


Image


:lol:
I reject your reality and substitute my own

Youth about me - "That guy looks like Bob Burnquist"
Carl - "Yeah but He skates like Bob Burntcrisp"
User avatar
Joolz
anorak alert
 
Posts: 3094
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 10:52 am
Location: Brummyland n Oxford

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Foul old bob » Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:59 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Werthers
User avatar
Foul old bob
SHOOT ME!
 
Posts: 2209
Joined: Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:22 pm
Location: France

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Joolz » Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:07 pm

Foul old bob wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: Werthers


This was actually serious Bob

I believe that there is some sorta 'new fangled' Werther sweet on the market.

I was shocked I can tell you.

EDIT

here ya go

http://www.easier.com/29098-werther-s-o ... weets.html

What a bunch of bastards!!!!

EDIT 2

The fight continues

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/91276 ... nal-sweets
I reject your reality and substitute my own

Youth about me - "That guy looks like Bob Burnquist"
Carl - "Yeah but He skates like Bob Burntcrisp"
User avatar
Joolz
anorak alert
 
Posts: 3094
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 10:52 am
Location: Brummyland n Oxford

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby greywolf » Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:52 pm

Joolz wrote:May be of interest -- found in WH Smiths yesterday :shock:

Image

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
(AW) (AW) (AW) (AW)
Oh how I wish I'd done this !!!!
You are a star Joolz !!!!
greywolf
No fingers left from posting .... what a
 
Posts: 6920
Joined: Sat Aug 18, 2007 5:17 pm

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Drive-By » Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:45 pm

Does WD40 come under Bearings or Head Polish I wonder :lol:

Great work Jools
"I did land it"
User avatar
Drive-By
SHOOT ME!
 
Posts: 2050
Joined: Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:09 pm

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Joolz » Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:51 pm

Drive-By wrote:Does WD40 come under Bearings or Head Polish I wonder :lol:

Great work Jools


>>Does WD40 come under .....
Big review in issue 2

Plus Tony B - Agony Uncle (Ask uncle Tony)

Conditioner shoot-out ---- by DTB

Tatoo tips by ..... well, most of you lot :lol:

Best shaver for yer bonce by ..... see above

Etc
I reject your reality and substitute my own

Youth about me - "That guy looks like Bob Burnquist"
Carl - "Yeah but He skates like Bob Burntcrisp"
User avatar
Joolz
anorak alert
 
Posts: 3094
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 10:52 am
Location: Brummyland n Oxford

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby m5surfer » Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:57 pm

Quiet day in the office then Joolz :wink:
Great job tho :lol: :lol: :lol:
it only hurts when you fall!!!!
User avatar
m5surfer
Skate Bully
 
Posts: 1242
Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:30 pm
Location: stockport

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Slammer » Fri Feb 26, 2010 6:29 pm

:shock: £3.95? :shock:














(AW)
Getting in your way at a skatepark, somewhere soon.
User avatar
Slammer
I got new wheels
 
Posts: 324
Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:19 pm
Location: STEVE

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby longboard gav » Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:12 pm

i suppose the model on the cover is still away as there is no comment ?
a fully restored third reich swizzle stick
User avatar
longboard gav
Geek
 
Posts: 1064
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:42 pm
Location: tunbridge wells

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby greywolf » Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:18 pm

longboard gav wrote:i suppose the model on the cover is still away as there is no comment ?

He's got access to the net with him , he's probably late on line cos he's having a tree extracted from some orifice or other where he's been excessively "bitchslapped" as he put it ! :twisted:
greywolf
No fingers left from posting .... what a
 
Posts: 6920
Joined: Sat Aug 18, 2007 5:17 pm

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Flaily » Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:54 pm

But does it have 15 pages of tarten slipper adverts??
Nice one Joolz! you could be on to something there.
User avatar
Flaily
I got new wheels
 
Posts: 318
Joined: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:43 pm
Location: F.R. of G.

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Joolz » Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:15 am

m5surfer wrote:Quiet day in the office then Joolz :wink:
Great job tho :lol: :lol: :lol:



Strictly work related Tony........ just checking out a new software package



Honest! :wink:
I reject your reality and substitute my own

Youth about me - "That guy looks like Bob Burnquist"
Carl - "Yeah but He skates like Bob Burntcrisp"
User avatar
Joolz
anorak alert
 
Posts: 3094
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 10:52 am
Location: Brummyland n Oxford

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby ChrisK » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:01 am

This still makes me laugh every time I look at it! :D
Chris K - a man basking in his own awesomeness but considering basking in his own epicness and now literally a legend.
User avatar
ChrisK
No fingers left from posting .... what a
 
Posts: 13787
Joined: Wed Mar 24, 2004 10:28 pm
Location: Aberdeen once, Radcliffe, Lancashire nowadays

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Me-109 » Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:05 am

Does issue 2 have a pad review?





Tena or shop's own brand?

:lol:
Me-109
 

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Carl Arnfield » Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:22 am

CUNT!
if it is worth doing ... it is worth over doing

Image
User avatar
Carl Arnfield
I'll Take Down Youtube
 
Posts: 14613
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2004 5:40 pm
Location: Bolton NW UK

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Des » Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:37 pm

Carl Arnfield wrote:CUNT!



I second that Carl :)

Joolz you bastid :) Just seen this post....Is it the matching colours that made you pick that shot or is it just the film star looks ;)

























































cunt
User avatar
Des
SHOOT ME!
 
Posts: 2173
Joined: Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:11 am
Location: Chatham,Medway

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Baldy » Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:53 pm

lolol
Baldy
Rather Splendid Chap
 
Posts: 3101
Joined: Tue May 26, 2009 2:47 pm
Location: Notts / Morecambe

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Joolz » Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:59 pm

So you won't want the £3000 royalties then? we sold 780000 copies in the first week

No worries, I'll buy myself a new scooter :lol:









Seriously....... I thought it was a RAD shot .... PS one of Tony B's
I reject your reality and substitute my own

Youth about me - "That guy looks like Bob Burnquist"
Carl - "Yeah but He skates like Bob Burntcrisp"
User avatar
Joolz
anorak alert
 
Posts: 3094
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 10:52 am
Location: Brummyland n Oxford

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Des » Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:53 pm

Don't ya think wolfies got enough ammo without you and your photoshop skilz :)
User avatar
Des
SHOOT ME!
 
Posts: 2173
Joined: Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:11 am
Location: Chatham,Medway

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Joolz » Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:12 am

Des wrote:Don't ya think wolfies got enough ammo without you and your photoshop skilz :)



Who knows... wolfie make make issue 2 (It's a big honour you know)

Comes with a years supply of Glucosomine and a subscription to our sister publication SAGA-Skaters-wiz-skillz
I reject your reality and substitute my own

Youth about me - "That guy looks like Bob Burnquist"
Carl - "Yeah but He skates like Bob Burntcrisp"
User avatar
Joolz
anorak alert
 
Posts: 3094
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 10:52 am
Location: Brummyland n Oxford

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Carl Arnfield » Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:35 am

Joolz wrote:May be of interest -- found in WH Smiths yesterday :shock:

Image


i guess you aint that busy at work right now!!!!
if it is worth doing ... it is worth over doing

Image
User avatar
Carl Arnfield
I'll Take Down Youtube
 
Posts: 14613
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2004 5:40 pm
Location: Bolton NW UK

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Joolz » Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:13 am

Carl Arnfield wrote:
i guess you aint that busy at work right now!!!!


What with Tony, now you ..... what is this .... friggin time and motion or summat?

I'm gonna speak to my union rep at the "Federation of Master Ferkelers" ..... This is harrasment

My job involves a great deal of thinking ... so, to the untrained eye, it MAY look like i'm doing naff-all

This explains it well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgbdMgyKvWE


Bastards!
I reject your reality and substitute my own

Youth about me - "That guy looks like Bob Burnquist"
Carl - "Yeah but He skates like Bob Burntcrisp"
User avatar
Joolz
anorak alert
 
Posts: 3094
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 10:52 am
Location: Brummyland n Oxford

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Baldy » Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:50 am



i did wonder who that bloke in your avatar was.

so that proves it, you do fuck about all day! :D
Baldy
Rather Splendid Chap
 
Posts: 3101
Joined: Tue May 26, 2009 2:47 pm
Location: Notts / Morecambe

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Carl Arnfield » Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:21 am

Joolz wrote:
Carl Arnfield wrote:
i guess you aint that busy at work right now!!!!


What with Tony, now you ..... what is this .... friggin time and motion or summat?

I'm gonna speak to my union rep at the "Federation of Master Ferkelers" ..... This is harrasment

My job involves a great deal of thinking ... so, to the untrained eye, it MAY look like i'm doing naff-all

This explains it well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=


Bastards!


you look younger in that clip joolz ... and here was me thinking TV added a few pounds

like .... woody in this pic

Image
if it is worth doing ... it is worth over doing

Image
User avatar
Carl Arnfield
I'll Take Down Youtube
 
Posts: 14613
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2004 5:40 pm
Location: Bolton NW UK

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Joolz » Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:16 pm

Baldy wrote:


i did wonder who that bloke in your avatar was.

so that proves it, you do fuck about all day! :D



Just you wait till I figure out how to use the XBox controller.... No fuckin mercy mate

:lol:
I reject your reality and substitute my own

Youth about me - "That guy looks like Bob Burnquist"
Carl - "Yeah but He skates like Bob Burntcrisp"
User avatar
Joolz
anorak alert
 
Posts: 3094
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 10:52 am
Location: Brummyland n Oxford

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Carl Arnfield » Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:20 pm

waiting ........................................................................







































.......well?
if it is worth doing ... it is worth over doing

Image
User avatar
Carl Arnfield
I'll Take Down Youtube
 
Posts: 14613
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2004 5:40 pm
Location: Bolton NW UK

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Joolz » Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:21 pm

I am coding this at the moment

I reject your reality and substitute my own

Youth about me - "That guy looks like Bob Burnquist"
Carl - "Yeah but He skates like Bob Burntcrisp"
User avatar
Joolz
anorak alert
 
Posts: 3094
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 10:52 am
Location: Brummyland n Oxford

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Baldy » Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:57 pm

Joolz wrote:Just you wait till I figure out how to use the XBox controller.... No fuckin mercy mate

:lol:


:lol:

im thinking about trading in my copy of AVP to fund the purchase of a Nintendo Wii (for my daugher of course, not me)

maybe we could hook up for some lounge tennis instead? :P
Baldy
Rather Splendid Chap
 
Posts: 3101
Joined: Tue May 26, 2009 2:47 pm
Location: Notts / Morecambe

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Me-109 » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:02 am

Now can we have 'Mature lady mag for the extreme gent'?




(w)
Me-109
 

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby TonyB » Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:10 pm

Joolz wrote:So you won't want the £3000 royalties then? we sold 780000 copies in the first week

Seriously....... I thought it was a RAD shot .... PS one of Tony B's


Thanks for the photo props..........now about those royalties......... :mrgreen:
Image

The Answer to ALL bearing questions is Rockin Rons
What is the best soft wheel? Orange Rainskates Tsunami 85a duro (available in various sizes)
My Collection
User avatar
TonyB
NERD!
 
Posts: 5001
Joined: Fri Apr 15, 2005 2:43 am
Location: NW London

Re: 'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

Postby Joolz » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:19 pm

TonyB wrote:
Joolz wrote:So you won't want the £3000 royalties then? we sold 780000 copies in the first week

Seriously....... I thought it was a RAD shot .... PS one of Tony B's


Thanks for the photo props..........now about those royalties......... :mrgreen:


£2.50 and a packet of crisps?

Great photos Tony .... I'm on the lookout for next months 'poster boy' :lol:
I reject your reality and substitute my own

Youth about me - "That guy looks like Bob Burnquist"
Carl - "Yeah but He skates like Bob Burntcrisp"
User avatar
Joolz
anorak alert
 
Posts: 3094
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 10:52 am
Location: Brummyland n Oxford


Return to Soap Box