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Post Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:30 pm

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Psychik 23 wrote:Nice Krypstick, and ACS lites arent too common.

What is too common is chicks on longboards, in nowt but flip flops and bikinis. Its put me off the whole genre. (Longboards, not chicks in bikinis and flip flops)

Not many birds in bikinis skating around here :D
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Post Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:33 am

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Credit carded conjours up a pleasant mental image.

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Black and whites - so it must be art.....
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Post Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:21 pm

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boom - another vid

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Post Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:18 pm

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DKD wrote:boom - another vid



Far tooo girly :D :D :D
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Post Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:44 pm

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DKD wrote:boom - another vid



Far tooo girly :D :D :D


This better for you ?

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This better for you ?

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Your Mum?? :D :D :D
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Post Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:49 pm

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She's going to need a lot of WD40 on those bearings.......
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Post Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:25 am

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I've always wished i had my very own skate betty...

not in any pervy or sexist way....but like it would be cool just to hang out with a chum who's into skating and also had tits that they might show me...

anyway....would you believe it but i got a leaflet thru the door for a shop where you apparently could buy your very own SB... :shock:

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So (with leaflet in hand) i went down there and had a very interesting conversation with the owner, a Mr Mustafa. We had a slight communication problem but from what i could understand he could sort me out with something with plenty of breast or nice thighs. i must admit it sounded very good until he started to try palm me off with his Nan (oooer :@~ ).
I tried not to offend him but I explained that Alva had not even invented the skateboard when his Nan was young and anyway I wouldn't want to do IT with her anyway even if she was dead rad and everything. :roll:

Mr Mustafa just smiled reassuringly and said that they delivered free within 3 miles :D
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Post Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:56 am

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Guys, we've got some work to do on this thread or it is in danger of dying. Perhaps we are too strict on the entry criteria - must have a skateboard? This thread over on a cycling forum is currently running at 426 pages, 8500+ posts and nearly 3.5 million views! Admittedly is is an amalgamation of a couple of earlier threads with similar ideas - girls in lycra, girls in short skirts, girls in knitwear.....

It is moderated so the outright pawn (!) is removed and the earlier pics are generally no longer hosted, so best start at the last page and work forward, if you are going to look. :roll:
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i'd backside grind that all day long
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Post Thu Jul 05, 2012 8:18 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIgln5Jl4So

Some Longboard Betties to tickle your fancy :D
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Natalie Krishna Das.

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ChrisK wrote:Natalie Krishna Das.

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Do you think she's caught that nasty skin rash from her grip tape?
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Post Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:11 am

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That's what they call 'understated good taste' where she comes from
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Post Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:30 pm

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She can hug me any time... :wink:
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... and she's sponsored by *giggle* Bones *giggle*... :X) :roll:
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I think that's Moorpark Skatepark near Ventura, I've skated it and those shallow end transitions are EVIL!!!
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Not sure these new Mad Rats shorts offer much protection .......... :?
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That looks tight :D :mrgreen:
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Would like to know where that pool is, looks nice!
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Now that's an awesome photo :)

If it all goes tits up does she get to keep half the decks though?
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surferscoob wrote:That looks tight :D :mrgreen:

I don't know why but flossing comes to mind...... :twisted:
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Why does that never happen in Bath? :?
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I suspect they're from Bristol.
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This pool is at Moorpark CA & it's effin huge I was there the other week, so that makes this shot really good
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Life is like learning a new skate trick; if you want to progress, you have to be willing to slam.
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Went to pieces when the 'Backside shovit' came up and innuendo firmly set in for 'frontside shovit' :evil:

It's a curse :)
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skate bunnies

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Not only is she a far better skater than most of us but she smiles whilst doing tricks like that. Just goes to show how evil women can be!
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Blimey, she's got a broken wrist an' all!
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another one styling

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Apologies if there are re-runs, Skate Betties is getting too large to check for repeats :)

Those wheels are just sooooo orange. Orange wheels must weigh less.
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Jokingly started the long and painful path of the invert and couldn't even crouch low enough to grab the board on the flat :shock:
Even had time to do her nails.
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Yep! Green wheels must also weigh less.....
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Also had time to do her nails.
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One for the SAGA brethren amongst us :wink:
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Must have been the blue cheese and garlic dip :twisted:
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Cheryl Jumao-as, who I've just discovered on bookface and fallen in love with.

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Some more.

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That bowl looks huge - fair play to Bettie :shock:
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Another one for the SAGA Brethren :twisted:
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Lizzie Armanto

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Anyone else on Bookface? It's amazing how many of these quite famous American ladies are more than happy to befriend some sad 50 year old bloke.
Here's my new BFF. Alex Nicole Harper. She's great!

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Some bird at Newport opening sesh. She actually skates too which is nice.

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Julie Lynn Kindstrand, extra point's for the Rancid top

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