'Extreme' mag for the mature gent/lady

by **Joolz** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:28 pm

May be of interest -- found in WH Smiths yesterday :shock:

by **ChrisK** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:32 pm

by **Dave the Bass** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:42 pm

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Xteeeeeeem +1

DTB

by **Baldy** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:43 pm

lololololol

excellent work Joolz :lol:

by **Bowl Bomber** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:24 pm

Where do I sign up for a subscription?

by **Plank** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:30 pm

LOL LOL LOL
:lol:

nice work

by **i dare you** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:34 pm

needs more bearings on the front.

by **Nick F** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:39 pm

Outstanding effort :lol:

by **DINO** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:41 pm

feeling a bit down today as my cat died last night,this has cheered me up no end-top job joolz

by **bertslide** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:55 pm

by **Dave H** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:39 pm

I didnt know Tom Cruze skateboarded

by **Joolz** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:58 pm

dave765 wrote:I didnt know Tom Cruze skateboarded

I think you will find that it's ...................................

by **Foul old bob** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:59 pm

Werthers

by **Joolz** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:07 pm

Foul old bob wrote::lol: Werthers

This was actually serious Bob

I believe that there is some sorta 'new fangled' Werther sweet on the market.

I was shocked I can tell you.

EDIT

here ya go

http://www.easier.com/29098-werther-s-o ... weets.html

What a bunch of bastards!!!!

EDIT 2

The fight continues

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/91276 ... nal-sweets

by **greywolf** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:52 pm

Joolz wrote:May be of interest -- found in WH Smiths yesterday

Oh how I wish I'd done this !!!!
You are a star Joolz !!!!

by **Drive-By** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:45 pm

Does WD40 come under Bearings or Head Polish I wonder :lol:

Great work Jools

by **Joolz** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:51 pm

Drive-By wrote:Does WD40 come under Bearings or Head Polish I wonder

Great work Jools

>>Does WD40 come under .....
Big review in issue 2

Plus Tony B - Agony Uncle (Ask uncle Tony)

Conditioner shoot-out ---- by DTB

Tatoo tips by ..... well, most of you lot :lol:

Best shaver for yer bonce by ..... see above

Etc

by **m5surfer** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:57 pm

Quiet day in the office then Joolz :wink:

Great job tho :lol:

by **Slammer** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 6:29 pm

£3.95?

by **longboard gav** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:12 pm

i suppose the model on the cover is still away as there is no comment ?

by **greywolf** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:18 pm

longboard gav wrote:i suppose the model on the cover is still away as there is no comment ?

He's got access to the net with him , he's probably late on line cos he's having a tree extracted from some orifice or other where he's been excessively "bitchslapped" as he put it ! :twisted:

by **Flaily** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:54 pm

But does it have 15 pages of tarten slipper adverts??
Nice one Joolz! you could be on to something there.

by **Joolz** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:15 am

m5surfer wrote:Quiet day in the office then Joolz
Great job tho

Strictly work related Tony........ just checking out a new software package

Honest! :wink:

by **ChrisK** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:01 am

This still makes me laugh every time I look at it!

by **Me-109** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:05 am

Does issue 2 have a pad review?

Tena or shop's own brand?

:lol:

by **Carl Arnfield** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:22 am

CUNT!

by **Des** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:37 pm

Carl Arnfield wrote:CUNT!

I second that Carl

Joolz you bastid

Just seen this post....Is it the matching colours that made you pick that shot or is it just the film star looks

cunt

by **Baldy** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:53 pm

lolol

by **Joolz** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:59 pm

So you won't want the £3000 royalties then? we sold 780000 copies in the first week

No worries, I'll buy myself a new scooter :lol:

Seriously....... I thought it was a RAD shot .... PS one of Tony B's

by **Des** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:53 pm

Don't ya think wolfies got enough ammo without you and your photoshop skilz

by **Joolz** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:12 am

Des wrote:Don't ya think wolfies got enough ammo without you and your photoshop skilz

Who knows... wolfie make make issue 2 (It's a big honour you know)

Comes with a years supply of Glucosomine and a subscription to our sister publication SAGA-Skaters-wiz-skillz

by **Carl Arnfield** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:35 am

Joolz wrote:May be of interest -- found in WH Smiths yesterday

i guess you aint that busy at work right now!!!!

by **Joolz** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:13 am

Carl Arnfield wrote:
i guess you aint that busy at work right now!!!!

What with Tony, now you ..... what is this .... friggin time and motion or summat?

I'm gonna speak to my union rep at the "Federation of Master Ferkelers" ..... This is harrasment

My job involves a great deal of thinking ... so, to the untrained eye, it MAY look like i'm doing naff-all

This explains it well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgbdMgyKvWE

Bastards!

by **Baldy** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:50 am

Joolz wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgbdMgyKvWE

i did wonder who that bloke in your avatar was.

so that proves it, you do fuck about all day!

by **Carl Arnfield** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:21 am

Joolz wrote:
Carl Arnfield wrote:
i guess you aint that busy at work right now!!!!

What with Tony, now you ..... what is this .... friggin time and motion or summat?

I'm gonna speak to my union rep at the "Federation of Master Ferkelers" ..... This is harrasment

My job involves a great deal of thinking ... so, to the untrained eye, it MAY look like i'm doing naff-all

This explains it well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

Bastards!

you look younger in that clip joolz ... and here was me thinking TV added a few pounds

like .... woody in this pic

by **Joolz** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:16 pm

Baldy wrote:
Joolz wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgbdMgyKvWE

i did wonder who that bloke in your avatar was.

so that proves it, you do fuck about all day!

Just you wait till I figure out how to use the XBox controller.... No fuckin mercy mate

:lol:

by **Carl Arnfield** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:20 pm

waiting ........................................................................

.......well?

by **Joolz** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:21 pm

I am coding this at the moment

by **Baldy** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:57 pm

Joolz wrote:Just you wait till I figure out how to use the XBox controller.... No fuckin mercy mate

im thinking about trading in my copy of AVP to fund the purchase of a Nintendo Wii (for my daugher of course, not me)

maybe we could hook up for some lounge tennis instead?

by **Me-109** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:02 am

Now can we have 'Mature lady mag for the extreme gent'?

(w)

by **TonyB** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:10 pm

Joolz wrote:So you won't want the £3000 royalties then? we sold 780000 copies in the first week

Seriously....... I thought it was a RAD shot .... PS one of Tony B's

Thanks for the photo props..........now about those royalties......... :mrgreen:

by **Joolz** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:19 pm

TonyB wrote:
Joolz wrote:So you won't want the £3000 royalties then? we sold 780000 copies in the first week

Seriously....... I thought it was a RAD shot .... PS one of Tony B's

Thanks for the photo props..........now about those royalties.........

£2.50 and a packet of crisps?

Great photos Tony .... I'm on the lookout for next months 'poster boy' :lol: