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greywolf

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Post Sat Sep 24, 2011 7:29 am

Drunken cunts !

It's heading toward Xmas , I have three children .
In wages situation it's a five week month for me , Y'know , when you're paid on the same date every month and it works out you have to make the same amount of cash last five weeks instead of four.
Times are already difficult !!
Last night at about quarter past midnight there was a knock on the door , my next door neighbour , he explains to me he just saw a group of drunken CUNTS ( foreigners he told me but without the proof of exactly where they originated I use the word CUNTS instead) grab part of the arches we have erected in the front garden and drag them down :evil:
Now it aint my cup of tea but my missus loves her garden , it's what she does . I skate , she gardens .
It's probably a very good job they were gone by the time Will knocked on my door 'cos I'd have either been knicked by the law or had the shit kicked out of me .
Any skate trips I had planned are now completely out the window while I try to find a way to pay for the damage ( will cost more to put it up Twat proof now :roll: )
Where do fucking arseholes get off smashing other peoples lives just 'cos they've had a couple of wine gums and can't handle it ?
I hope they die in agony of some unspeakable fucking disease the fuckwit fucking twatface fucking cunting fucking arseholes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post Sat Sep 24, 2011 7:53 am

Re: Drunken cunts !

:(
Those that matter dont mind, those that mind dont matter.

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ChrisK

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Post Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:01 am

Re: Drunken cunts !

Bad news Wolfie. And people wonder why I gave up drinking years ago. Not that I ever behaved like a twat when I was drunk, but a lot of people do.
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Dom1

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Post Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:11 am

Re: Drunken cunts !

Fuckers...shooting would be too good for them :evil:
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Post Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:49 am

Re: Drunken cunts !

1. Report it to the Police
2. Check your house hold insurance - you might be covered under 'Malicious Damage'
3. Keep skating
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greywolf

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Post Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:27 pm

Re: Drunken cunts !

Thanks for the replies !!
I tried to call the police last night but couldn't get a reply :roll:
I finally got through this morning , no point in hoping they'll ever find the culprits , just let them know that there were people in the area that were willing to cause criminal damage to others property ( I doubt very much if it came as a surprise to them )
There was a foot patrol went past at about 10pm so they are showing a presence in the area .
A trip to the local garden centre today to purchase new lattice/fencing.
I'm not taking the insurance route , when it came to it , the expense wasn't quite as bad as I had feared , the real cost has been in emotional distress to my wife for which I would like to put a nail gun to the bastards eyeballs and FIRE !
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Post Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:23 am

Re: Drunken cunts !

Chop their arms off, that should sort it.
Is this where I am supposed to write something witty?
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Carl Arnfield

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Post Mon Sep 26, 2011 4:00 pm

Re: Drunken cunts !

is that what happened to your foot then ? :)
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Post Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:47 pm

Re: Drunken cunts !

You'll probably appreciate this joke then:

Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told there was no one in the area to help. The policeman said they would send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up.

A minute later I rang again. 'Hello', I said, 'I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them.' Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the officers said: 'I thought you said you'd shot them.' To which I replied: 'I thought you said there was no one available.'
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SNAKEBITE

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Post Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:20 am

Re: Drunken cunts !

Carl Arnfield wrote:is that what happened to your foot then ? :)


Not quite but the effect is not too disimilar. :mrgreen:
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Post Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:52 pm

Re: Drunken cunts !

Trevenen wrote:You'll probably appreciate this joke then:

Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told there was no one in the area to help. The policeman said they would send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up.

A minute later I rang again. 'Hello', I said, 'I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them.' Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the officers said: 'I thought you said you'd shot them.' To which I replied: 'I thought you said there was no one available.'



Like it
Might have to remember that one
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Post Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:08 am

Re: Drunken cunts !

...Itys been months since i've posted on here...but I will dip my foot into the water of MAS once more...and say..

they are your 'arch enemy's' now....

(runs for cover)

Hope the missus gets her garden back tidy soon....
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greywolf

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Post Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:40 pm

Re: Drunken cunts !

Cheers mate :lol:
Good to see you making an appearance :)
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Post Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:19 pm

Re: Drunken cunts !

Twellsy wrote:they are your 'arch enemy's' now....


Badum-tish! :D

Twellsy wrote:Hope the missus gets her garden back tidy soon....


:shock: :shock: :shock: Bit personal, init?
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Post Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:55 am

Re: Drunken cunts !

You could have saved dosh and cut up your decks and used them fir an archway wolfie..... You know me always looking for a reason to by a new on :)

How's your wife's garden archway looking now, have you finished playing with it yet? :roll: :roll: :lol:
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greywolf

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Post Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:41 pm

Re: Drunken cunts !

Repairs carried out , improvements made , garden fine now .
Unfortunately the distress caused to my missus is longer lasting :cry: :cry:

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