potters bar

yep, you'll hear me coming on the bike!!!

This weather is far more like it!!!

Can't do tonight, little one needs to be in bed by 8...could poss make tomorrow night though....?

Shame, sadly tomorrow night I have to my evil biker thing, you know, drink loads of beer!!!

That was good session, cheers to andy and sean! Was tempted to stay on, but on my own would have been asking for trouble!! Lol!!

Nice one rob, good skate tonight

who's about tomorrow ?

Me and Adrian will be there from around 8.30 but cant stay long, Bill may come along as well

I am also hoping to fit a cheeky skate in sunday morning as well

think i will be able to get down sunday, fingers crossed!!!

I'm gonna head down tomorrow morning if anyone else is up for it?

Yes will be over if its dry

i should be down tomorrow morning, managed a bit of time over borehamwood this morning while the wife and kids wandered around the park!!!

good to see everyone this morning, knee still aches and so does me ankle now!! gonna pop down again tuesday morning after i take the kids to school for a little while if anyones about!!

Anyone up for tonight?

Oh...I don't suppose anyone picked up the 2 jackets I think I left draped over the railings, did they?

I'll be down tonight at about 8 o'clock

i'll be there

just finished work

but be going down tomorrow morning from around 9 til 11ish

anyone about tomorrow morning

Count me in,if its dry of course!

Don't think I'll get down this weekend, but be up for evenings next week depending on weather!!

Not sure i can make this weekend but enjoy

Sorry I didnt make this morning chaps ~ was out last night and still feeling a bit fragile !

Did you get a skate in between the showers ?

Weather looks crap tomorrow but I will be over if it is dry, who else is up for it ?

Sorry I didnt make this morning chaps ~ was out last night and still feeling a bit fragile !

Did you get a skate in between the showers ?

Weather looks crap tomorrow but I will be over if it is dry, who else is up for it ?

didn't bother going down looked wet but will be there tomorrow if its dry

as long as it's dry, we will be down tomorrow morning!!!!!

Beware the gummy bears!!! They've followed me home!!!!

Barstard weather!!!! Briefly thought of going to XC then realised i didn't win the lottery last night!!!

This weather really sucks

Dont worry Rob, the XC will probably be shut today because its wet

I wont be able to get out for a skate during the week so hopefully catch up next weekedn ~ if its wet then as well I am going to be proper pissed off !

Dont worry Rob, the XC will probably be shut today because its wet

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so a indoor place shuts when it rains?!!!! how bloody stupid is that?!!!!

Think I'm popping down tonight if weather stays like this!

Here guys, what size wheels you using? was thinking last night that some bigger ones might be a idea, i seem to run out of steam coming off the slopes?

if running out of steam, may be you need more water or fuel for your boiler?

hell no, drink around 2 litres of coke and cans of relentless each day and fry ups as often as poss, can't be that!!!

Think you need to pump harder rob

Maybe!! I'll have another go tonight!!

Think you need to pump harder rob

^^^ This.


You'll get plenty of advice about wheel size and hardness, bearings etc - in my opinion, the difference any of it makes is miniscule...pump harder if you're not carrying enough speed.

99 times out of 100, that'll sort it out

no!!!!!! i want it easy!!!!

I'm going down tonight,
anyone else?

why Not

yep, i'm up for tonight!! be down around 8ish.

Will hopefully be over Saturday Morning for about 8:45 as the weather looks like it will be on our side this weekend.

Aarghhh!!! I'd LOVE a skate tonight but got the kids...will be down on Sunday morning.

Doing eaton bray tomorrow and Monday morning if you girls fancy it?

aiming on sunday and doing eaton bray monday.

and thanks to andy and sean for tonights skate, actually feel like i'm making progress these days!!!! lol!!!

unfortunately cant make this weekend
but up for eaton bray on monday though

unfortunately cant make this weekend
but up for eaton bray on monday though

Good man! We're having quality monday mornings there!

be down Saturday Harrow on Sunday

not sure i'll do harrow on sunday, might just stick at pb for this week, not sure yet.

Come over to harrow Rob, you will love it

It's all about timing, eldest wants to go swimming in the afternoon! Blinking kids!! Lol!!!

*BREAKING NEWS*

Piss Bowl skaters spotted at Harrow skate park at the weekend.

The dangerous new recreational activity involves sk8ers (SIC)k (see what I did there ) skating the bowl after one or more members (well just one this time and he cant be called a skater when he rarely skates) have pissed in the bowl. We suspect (we never asked) the activity has been condemned by firefighters as it may put out fires (see fire bowl skating) essentially putting them out of work fighting fire bowl fires as well as affecting the livelihood (credibility?) of one particular journalist (sic) working for Whelham and Hatfield Times.

Mike Litorus, a local skater said "Fuck fire bowls, this is where its at"

Another skater, Willie Stroker exclaimed "My wheels are wet"

A pigeon and a respectable Pomeranian dog were asked for their opinion but refused to comment.

It is thought traffic may have been brought to a standstill somewhere in England (possibly Nigeria too) at the time the events occurred...a helicopter flew over too.

The National Skating Federation (NSF) has condemned the activity which endangers the lives of not just the skates but the general public also.

B.J. Gobbledick, Chairman of the NSF, explains:

"These people think they are funny doing this but do not see the dangers to those around them. What if their wheels slip on the piss and they are injured, or worse killed by these dangerous activities? The resultant financial loss to the Beer industry could cripple the UK economy, also think of all the virgins that will remain deflowered by the effects of these injuries/deaths. It doesn't bear thinking about!!!"

Comments from MAS members have not been added but please send an email to iamacunt@wh(anker)times.co.uk if you were involved and want to give your views before I make up a sensationalised bit of bullshit to publish in the next issue. Don't worry I am searching for a pissing in a bowl shot but seem to be just getting "Two girls - one cup" showing on my browser...its ok though I can take a screenshot from youtube of someone pissing in a skatepark unrelated to this event.

Hahahahaha, very good!!

I'll be down potters bar each morning now except friday.

This is a worrying new trend Stu, where is it all going to end

anyone up for tonight

bugger, at work till 10pm again tonight. be up for evenings next week. haven't even got down this morning due to sorting out motorcycles!!! be down tomorrow morning though!! you watch it rain now

I'll be down about 8 ish

isn't a bit dark by 8PM?

Its floodlit until 10-10.30pm

Ah, the amazing wonders of elecrickery that I've heard so much about

Skating in the dark is kinda weird though, the shadows thrown on the banks throw you off a little.

anyone up for Saturday morning if it's dry