Why are skate shoe laces so long?

Well?

Because they are, so long.

Bye.

Because god’s a cunt.

Or is that haemorrhoids?

So you can lace them like a ballet dancer, over your long socks of course.

Is it so they fit full Cabs etc, saves money if one lace fits all.

And it gives your cat a bigger target when it shits in said shoe..

And it gives your cat a bigger target when it shits in said shoe..

lmao

So you have enough lace left to still use them when you break them doing an ollie or a knee slide or if they get attacked by your grip tape.

Finally, this forum's starting to address some serious issues. I think lace length is getting totally fucking out of hand. I've had to resort to shortening them myself using sellotape to create a new plastic bit at the end. Questions should be asked in Parliament as far as I'm concerned.

It's for old fuckers like us who can't bend over that far when we're tying them up

So you have enough lace left to still use them when you break them doing an ollie or a knee slide or if they get attacked by your grip tape.

Like that's going to happen to my shoes.

So you can lace them like a ballet dancer, over your long socks of course.

Or for those who like a bit of Greek

using sellotape to create a new plastic bit at the end.

I think you'll find these plastic bits at the end of laces are called aglets. I have now now exhausted my knowledge of shoe laces...I'll get my coat.

They're long, so that you can use them to hold your pants up

Maybe it's so you can use them in emergencies like a bola, spinning them round your head and releasing them just at the right time to take out some particularly annoying scooter kid across a crowded skatepark.

So that's how this happened ! ...



Mystery solved

Surely it's so you can string Snakey up when he gets too trappy !

I am still here you know.